Value for money?
A woman spends two hours in the beauty parlour getting her hair permed, cut, and styled.
Relieved when her beautician finishes, she went to the receptionist to pay.
The receptionist looks at her and says, “Good afternoon, and who’s your appointment with today?”
10 little-known USA laws
- A doctor’s written prescription is required to take a bath in Boston.
- Singing out of tune is against the law in North Carolina.
- Wearing suspenders is illegal in Nogales, Arizona.
- Anyone over the age of eighty-eight in Idaho Falls, is not permitted to ride a motorcycle.
- It is illegal to set a trap for a mouse in California without a hunting license.
- It is unlawful to whistle on Sunday in Louisiana.
- In Connecticut, the law states that if you are a beaver, you have a legal right to build a dam.
- It is illegal to eat peanuts in church in Massachusetts.
- In Knoxville Tennessee, it is illegal to lasso a fish.
- Indiana has a law against taking a bath in the winter.
Collateral
An American Indian asked a bank for a $1 000 loan.
The banker asks, “What kind of security do you have?”
The Indian replies, “I’ve got 200 horses.”
That seemed more than satisfactory, so the banker granted the loan.
Two months later, the man returns to the bank, takes out a roll of bills, counts out $1 000 plus interest, and turns to leave.
The banker remarks, “Wait a minute. You’ve got quite a bit of cash there. Why don’t you let us take care of your money?”
The man turns, raises an eyebrow and says, “How many horses have you got?”
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