Indirect solution
A man commented to a friend that he is on a new type of tranquiliser.
“Does it work?” the friend asks.
The man continues, “It doesn’t relax you, but it does make you like being tense.”
Real estate terms explained
- Unobstructed view – no trees
- Handyman’s dream – owner’s nightmare
- Water property – swamp
- Land alone is worth the price – the house is worthless
- The house alone is worth the price – small lot next to tavern.
- Historic with charming porch – don’t lean on the railing
- Secluded home – no paved roads
- Needs finishing touches – needs roof
- Rustic appeal – outdoor plumbing
Heroism
The townspeople stand in despair as a fire that began in a diner threatened to burn down the entire shopping district. Just then, a truck filled with farm workers comes speeding down a hill toward the fire.
The crowd moves back and the truck drives into the flames. The workers jump out and beat the fire with their coats until miraculously it is under control.
The city council members are so grateful for the men’s heroism that they give each man a plaque and R2 500.
After the ceremony, a newsman interviews the driver and asks him what he is going to do with the money. “The first thing I’m going to do is get the brakes fixed on my truck.”
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