Evolution
Two cavemen are huddled close to their fire. Outside it is raining and sleeting and thundering.
One of the prehistoric fellows turns to the other and says, “You know, we never had this crazy weather before they started using bows and arrows.”
Kind warning
A man goes into a restaurant and says to the waitress, “I’d like the meatloaf and a few kind words.”
The waitress returns and said, “Here’s your meatloaf.”
The man asks, “What about the kind words?”
She says, “Don’t eat the meatloaf.”
Bad boy life
A collie is discussing her dating life with a friend. “I love the excitement and sense of danger in dating a German shepherd cross husky bad boy, but I hate that he keeps chewing up my shoes.”
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