Well…no
A woman dials a number and a stranger on the other end says, “I believe you have dialled a wrong number.”
The woman replies, “Are you sure?”
The stranger replied, “Have I ever lied to you before?”
Patience!
The annual Big Animals versus Small Animals football game had turned into a surrender. Just before half time, the score is Big Animals 105, Small Animals 0.
The gorilla takes a pass on his own 12-yard line and is tackled immediately and thrown for a loss by the centipede.
“Wow,” yells the mouse, “Where were you in the entire first half?”
The centipede replied, “I was tying my shoes.”
As the second half begins, the kick-off sailed to the rhino who is smothered in his tracks by the centipede. The Small Animals are pleased, but the centipede disappears into the crowd.
On the last play of the game, the score is 227 to 0 when the giraffe takes the snap, fades back and is sacked by the centipede.
The mouse asks, “Where have you been the entire second half?” The centipede replies, “Doing high fives!”
Personal triumph
Over Easter, a woman proudly announces a personal victory at her Weight-Watchers meeting.
She says, “This is the first year my kids realised that chocolate Easter bunnies come with ears.”
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