Equivalents
A man comments to a friend, “I wish I had enough money to buy an elephant.”
His friend replies, “Why on earth do you need an elephant?
“I don’t,” the man responds, “I just need the money.”
You were busy
Two old friends are telling each other about the dreams they had the night before.
One says he dreamt he was at Gold Reef City having a wonderful time on the roller coaster.
“I can top that,” says the other fellow. “I dreamt I met Sophia Loran and Marilyn Monroe.”
“Well, a fine friend you are, why didn’t you call me?” the first fellow inquires indignantly.
“Oh, I did,” says the friend. “I phoned you in my dream. But your wife said you were at Gold Reef.”
Q&A
Q: What do you call a lion trainer who puts his right arm down a lion’s throat?
A: Lefty.
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