Q&A
Q: What is an engagement?
A: An urge on the verge or a merge.
Guaranteed weight loss
The orange diet: “Eat whatever you want as long as it rhymes with orange.”
Pensioner’s discount
In response to a request for a pensioner’s discount a cashier replies to a rather haggard looking customer: “Feeling 65 isn’t enough. You must be 65.”
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