Truth
Summer is divided into three parts:
- Anticipation
- Vacation, and
- Recuperation
Sobriety
A man comes into a bar and orders 3 beers. He sits at a table and takes a drink from each bottle in turn until the beers are finished.
He comes back for another round, but the bartender asks if it would not be better to order one beer at a time so that the beer would stay cold and would not go flat.
The man says, “No my two brothers and I always drank together. So, when they moved away we agreed that we each would continue to drink this way as if we were still together.”
The man continues this routine for several months. But one day he only ordered two beers. The bartender says, “I hate to pry, but has something happened to one of your brothers?”
The man says, “Oh no, everyone is alright. It’s just that I quit drinking.”
Missing the point
On the first day of college, the Dean addresses the students, pointing out some of the rules: “The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined R200 the first time.”
He continued, “Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined R600. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of R1 000. Are there any questions?”
A male student in the crowd inquired: “How much for a season pass?”
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