Quick question
When a man cannot find his bags in the luggage area he goes to the airport lost luggage office to get help. A blonde worker tells him that they are highly trained and will find his bags.
Then she asks, “Has your plane arrived yet?”
Q&A
Q: What should you do when a musician comes to your door?
A: Pay him and take the pizza.
Caught out
Murphy applies for a forklift operator job at an Irish firm based in Dublin. A Norwegian applies for the same job. Since both applicants have similar qualifications, they are asked to take a test.
They are taken to a quiet room so that there are no interruptions. When the results are in, both men score 19 out of 20 and are informed of their grade.
The manager calls Murphy into the office and says, “Thank you for coming to the interview, but we have decided to give the job to the Norwegian.”
Murphy replies, “And why would you be doing that when we both have the same number of correct answers? This being Ireland and me being Irish, surely, I should get the job?”
The manager explains, “We have made our decision not on the number of correct answers, but on the question you got wrong. On question number 7, the Norwegian wrote ‘I don’t know.’ You put down, ‘Neither do I.’”
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