I’m going to complain!
Student: Sir, I have a complaint. I don’t believe I deserve a zero on this exam.
Professor: Neither do I, but it’s the lowest grade I can give.
Smart Alec
Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: Class started before I got here.
Teacher: Why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
Student: You told me to do it without using tables.
Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water?
Student: H I J K L M N O.
Redundancy
In examining a man about his children, an attorney asked, “Your youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?”
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