Missing: crayons
A preschool class has settled down to it’s colouring books when one little boy says to the teacher, “I ain’t got no crayons.”
The teacher replies, “You mean I don’t have any crayons. We don’t have any crayons. They don’t have any crayons. Do you see what I’m getting at?”
“No Mam,” the little boy responds. “What happened to all the crayons?”
Pay in kind
After a barber gave a minister a haircut, he refuses payment saying, “No, ou do God’s work.”
The next morning the barber finds a dozen Bibles at the door of the shop.
A few days later a policeman comes to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refuses payment saying, “No officer. You serve and protect the neighbourhood.”
The next morning the barber finds a dozen jelly doughnuts at the door of the shop.
The next day a lawyer comes to the barber for a haircut. Again, the barber refuses payment, saying, “No Counsellor. You serve the justice system.”
The next morning the barber finds a dozen lawyers at the door of the shop.
Can’t argue…
Teacher: Name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
Student: Me.
Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree but admitted it. Do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
Student: He still had the axe in his hand.
Teacher: Your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his paper?
Student: No, mam, it’s the same dog.
Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Student: A teacher.
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