Limited options
A new student is in line at the school dining hall when a woman with a spatula says, “Would you like dinner?”
“That depends,” the student says, “What are my choices?”
She responds, “ Yes or No.”
Trick question
Q: What’s wrong with lawyer jokes?
A: Lawyers don’t think they’re funny and no one else thinks they’re jokes.
Tips from the Redneck book of manners
- Never take a beer to a job interview.
- Never take a cooler to church.
- Never give livestock as a wedding gift.
- Never ask your girlfriend to bring back beer when she is walking to get gas for your empty pickup truck.
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