Unexpected results
A frog telephones a psychic hotline and asks for a reading.
The psychic says, “You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you.”
“That’s great,” says the frog. “Will I meet her at a party?”
“No,” says the psychic, “Next week, in biology class.”
No worries
Two partners in a law firm are having lunch when suddenly one of them jumps up from the table and says, “I have to go back to the office. I forgot to lock the safe!”
“What are you worried about?” the other says, “We’re both here.”
Education
It is the first day of class and the professor announces, “If there are any morons in this class, I would like them to stand up.”
After a long pause, a lone freshman stands up.
“Young man,” the professor asks, “Do you consider yourself a moron?”
“Well, not really, sir,” the student answers. “But I hate to see you standing up there all alone.”
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