Emergency
When a woman answers the door, a plumber standing on her porch says, “I’m here to fix your clogged toilet ma’am.”
The woman replies, “I didn’t call a plumber.”
The plumber responds, “Aren’t you Mrs Naidoo?”
“No,” the woman says, “The Naidoo’s moved out several months ago.”
“Well look at that,” the plumber grunts. “She calls and says it’s an emergency, and then she moves away.”
Smart Candidate
The human resource director is interviewing a job applicant.
“Given that you have no experience in this field, you’re asking for an awfully high salary,” she points out.
“I suppose so,” replies the applicant, “but think how much harder the work is going to be if I don’t know anything about it.”
That extra mile
A man confides in a friend, “I got fired from my job as a taxi driver. Turns out my customers don’t like it when I try to go the extra mile.”
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