Wise aleck
A Boston stockbroker advertises for a “Harvard graduate or the equivalent.”
A Yale man responds, “When you say equivalent, do you mean two Princeton men or a Yale man half-time?”
It’s only fair
A lawyer comments to a business associate in a well-to-do restaurant, “You’ve bought lunch the last five times. Let’s flip for this one!”
Vehicle problems
Three soccer players are driving down a road in a bakkie and see three players from a rival team standing beside the road. They stop and ask players if they need a ride. They say yes, open the tailgate and jump in.
They drive away at a pretty good speed. Later the driver swerves to avoid hitting a cow and sails over a cliff into a deep lake.
The players swim to the top and wait several minutes for the rival players who finally come to the surface.
They ask, “What happened to you guys?”
A rival player replies, “We couldn’t get the tailgate open.”
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