Wife trade
Two golfers are at the first tee.
The first golfer says, “Hey, guess what? ! I got a set of golf clubs for my wife!”
The second golfer replies, “Great trade!”
Solidarity
It is the first day of class and the professor announces, “If there are any morons in this class, I’d like them to stand up.”
After a long pause, a lone freshman stands up.
“Young man,” the professor asks, “Do you consider yourself a moron?”
“Well, not really, sir,” the student answers, “But I hate to see you standing up there all alone.”
Bad ideas
“I would like to know who came up with ‘Take your kids to work day.’ Is this really necessary? Aren’t we already surrounded by people who need constant supervision.”
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