Minimum wage
A little girl walks up to a clown at a country fair while he is creating balloon animals.
“What are you making?” she asks.
He sighs and says, “Minimum wage.”
Poker face
A doctor answers his phone and hears the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line.
“We need a fourth for poker,” says the colleague.
“I’ll be right over,” whispers the doctor.
As he was putting on his jacket his wife asks, “Is it serious?”
“Oh yes, quite serious,” says the doctor gravely, “In fact, there are three doctors there already!”
Corporate lesson
A crow is sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit sees the crow, and asks him, “Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?”
The crow responds, “Sure, why not?”
So, the rabbit sits on the ground below the crow and rests.
Suddenly, a fox appears, jumps on the rabbit and eats it.
Moral of the story: to be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
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