Valid motivation
“I demand a raise,” a man tells his boss, “Three other companies are after me.”
His boss replies, “You’ve got to be kidding me. What other companies are after you?”
The man answers, “The electric company, the telephone company, and the gas company.”
Sick and tired
Two friends are talking in a bar.
The first man asks how the other fellow is doing
“I’ve been better” the second man answers, “I left my job because of illness and fatigue.”
“Sorry to hear that,” the first man responds, “What happened?”
The second man replies, “My boss got sick and tired of me.”
Smart salesperson
I was in a job interview when the manager hands me his laptop and says,
“I want you to try and sell this to me.”
So I put it under my arm, walk out of the building and go home.
Later he calls my cell phone and says, “Bring it back here right now!”
I say, “R2 000 and it’s yours.”
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