Stay down
A blonde boxer is getting the tar beaten out of her by her opponent.
As she is being counted down by the referee for the fourth time, her manager says,
“Stay down till eight.”
“Okay,” the dazed boxer says, “What time is it now?”
It can’t be mine
Two women, a blonde and a brunette, are eating breakfast in coffee shop.
A cell phone rings several times.
The brunette asks, “Why don’t you answer your phone?”
The blonde replies, “It can’t be mine. No one knows I’m here.”
Maths problem
A football coach walks into the locker room before a game, looks over to his star player and says,
“I’m not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there. So, what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play.”
The player agrees, and the coach looks into his eyes intently and asks,
“Okay, now concentrate hard and tell me the answer to this. What is two plus two?”
The player thinks for a moment and then he answers, “4?”
“Did you say 4?” the coach exclaims, excited that he got it right.
At that, all the other players on the team began screaming, “Come on coach, give him another chance!”
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