Colour blind
A helpful waiter says to the blonde customer, “Now with that entree, either a white wine or a light red would be appropriate. What may I serve you?”
The blonde responds, “It doesn’t matter, I’m colour blind.”
A valuable tip
A blackjack dealer and a player with a thirteen count in his hand are arguing about whether it is appropriate to tip the dealer.
The player says, “When I get bad cards, it’s not the dealer’s fault. Accordingly, when I get good cards, the dealer obviously had nothing to do with it so, why should I tip him?”
The dealer says, “When you eat out do you tip the waiter?”
“Yes.”
“Well then, he serves you food, I’m serving you cards so you should tip me.”
“Okay, but the waiter gives me what I ask for. I’ll take an eight.”
An honest opinion
A woman complains in a fitting room that the dress she is trying on is not doing anything for her.
The saleswoman says to a woman: “On the other hand, Madame doesn’t do anything for the dress either.”
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