Stop smiling
A man and a woman are travelling on a bus.
The woman says, “Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to visit.”
The man smiles and responds, “Awww! Are you single?’’
She says, “No, I am a dentist.”
Don’t give up
A little boy asks his mother why she is rubbing cold cream on her face.
His mother replies, “To make myself beautiful.”
A few minutes later she begins to remove the cream with a tissue.
“What’s the matter?” asks the boy, “Are you giving up?”
Brutally honest
An MC at a large dinner event begins the program,
“Ladies and gentlemen,” he says, “The job of a toastmaster is to be so terribly dull that the speakers that follow will appear brilliant in contrast.”
The succeeding speakers, sitting at the head table, chuckle in self-indulgence.
“Well,” the toastmaster continues, “I’ve looked over the list of speakers, and I don’t think I can do it.”
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