Smart mom
A little boy asks his mother, “Mom where did I get my intelligence from?”
His mother replies, “You must have gotten it from your father, because I still have mine.”
Just check the phonebook
One night a man approaches a blonde at a bar and says, “I couldn’t help but notice you from across the bar. You’re gorgeous. Can I get your number so I can call you sometime?”
“Sure, you can find it in the phone book,” the woman replies,
“But I don’t know your name,” the man says.
“That’s in the phone book too,” she answers.
Wise medical advice
Just in from Health Watch:
Those who wish to lose weight should stop using shampoo in the shower. It clearly states on the label that shampoo adds extra volume and body. Instead, use sunlight dishwashing soap. Its label reads, “Dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove.”
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