Going the extra mile
A man confides in a friend, “I got fired from my job as a taxi driver. Turns out my customers don’t like it when I try to go the extra mile.’’
Matter of fact
‘’Nudists tend to be people that no one wants to see naked.”
Lost father
One night a man is passing by his son’s university on his way home from a business trip.
He stops, knocks on the front door of what he thinks is his son’s res house and asks, “Does Brian live here?”
The kid who opens the door says, “Yes, just leave him on the porch as usual.’’
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