Calculated risk
A little girl asks her mother, “Mommy, can I swim out to where the waves are breaking?”
Her mother shakes her head firmly.
“Pleeease” the little girl begs. “Daddy’s swimming out there.”
Her mother replies, “I know darling, but he’s insured.”
Sisters or nuns
A man goes to a party with two beautiful blonde women.
Just out of curiosity, the man asks, “Are you sisters?”
“No,” one of the blondes says, blushing, “We aren’t even Catholic.”
Not your son
A husband reading a newspaper says to his wife, “I think there might be some merit to this article. It says that the intelligence of a father often proves a stumbling block to the son.”
“Well thank goodness,” says his wife, “Our William has nothing standing in his way.”
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