The cost of marriage
A little boy asks his father, “How much does it cost to get married?’’
His father replies “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”
Drink Less
A blonde walks into a bar and says to the bartender,
“A glass of your finest Less, please!”
“Less?” the bartender asks,’’ What is it, some kind of foreign beer?’’
“I’m not sure,” the blonde replies. “My doctor told me about it. He said I should drink Less.”
Quality time
A wife complains to her husband that he just sits around on the weekends drinking beer and watching the horse races on TV, when he should be spending quality time with his daughter.
One Saturday he takes the little girl out for some quality time.
When they return the child says, “Mommy, Daddy took me to the Zoo and we saw lots of animals.”
Really”, her mother responds.
“And mommy”, continues the child, “One of them paid ten to one.”
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