Adoption
After many years of wondering why he does not look like his sisters or brothers, a man asks his mother if he has been adopted.
“Yes, you are son.” replies his mother,’’ But it didn’t work out and they brought you back.”
Bald eagle
How do you identify a bald eagle?
All his feathers are combed to one side.
Painting like a pro
A blonde is painting her baby’s room in a parka and mink coat when her husband comes home on a hot summer day.
He asks her why she is so heavily bundled up.
She responds, “I want to do a good job and the instructions say, ‘For best results put on two coats.’”
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