Plane arrival
When a man cannot find his bags in the luggage area, he goes to the airport lost luggage office for help.
A blonde worker tells him that they are highly trained and will find his bags.
Then she asks, “Has your plane arrived yet?”
If it ain’t broke
Normal people believe that if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.
Engineers believe that if it ain’t broke, it doesn’t have enough features yet.
Old world charm
Two women at a local resort area see the slogan, “Experience old-world charm and atmosphere’’
One of them says, “It simply means you have to look around for the bathroom!”
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