Questions you should not ask in a job interview:
- “What does your company do?”
- “Can I come to work in my pyjamas? If not, will I be able to work from home?”
Jobs
Forty-six hundred Tech graduates gather in the football stadium for commencement exercises in 1981.
The engineering students rise in masse, enthusiastically shouting, “We’ve got jobs! We’ve got jobs!” In response, the business students shout, “Working for us! Working for us!”
A distant smell
In a critical football game, a referee penalises one of the teams 10 yards for an obvious clipping infraction.
The coach runs onto the field to protest, but the official sticks to his position.
“You stink,” the coach shouts at the ref.
“Is that so?” the referee replies as he picks up the ball and moves it 15 yards further down field. “How do I smell from here?”
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