A small request
A young woman’s prayer: “Dear Lord, I’m not asking anything for myself. I just want you to send my parents a son-in-law.”
Mental telepathy
A football player walks past a professor who is staring intently into an aquarium.
He says, “Professor, what are you doing?”
The professor answers, “I’m attempting mental telepathy with this fish. You see, if my mind is stronger than theirs, I can control their thoughts. Why don’t you try it?!”
The football player certain of his ability to successfully control the fish, stares into the tank for a few seconds.
Then, suddenly, his eyes start protruding and his mouth makes a little ‘O’ shape like he’s pushing water through his gills.
A mother’s prayer
A six-year-old boy tells his Sunday school teacher that his mother says his prayers for him every night. The teacher responds, “That’s very commendable. What does she say?”
The little boy replies, “Thank God he is in bed.”
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