Key ingredients
A blonde asks the waitress to take back part of her order.
The waitress asks, “What’s wrong with it?”
The blonde responds, “It’s the hash-browns. They taste like potatoes.”
Who to shoot?
A blonde is new to guard duty at the main gate of a naval base.
She has been given strict orders to admit only vehicles with a special permit.
When she attempts to stop a car, whose passenger is an admiral, the officer tells the driver to ignore the guard and drive on.
The blonde responds, “I’m sorry sir, I’m new at this. Do I shoot you or the driver?”
Scaring college kids
One Saturday a father stork is late for dinner.
When he finally comes home his wife asks, “Were you late because you were delivering extra babies today?”
“No,” he replies, “I was just out scaring college kids.”
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