Dumb party animals
At the end of football season, a star college player celebrates by attending a late-night campus party. Soon after arriving, he becomes captivated by a beautiful first year student and asks her if she meets many dates at parties.
She replies, “I have a three point eight, so I’m much more attracted to the strong academic types than to dumb party animals. What’s your GPA?”
Grinning, the jock boasts, “I get about 120km in the city and 200km on the highway.”
Workaholic
A workaholic businessman has a sign in his office that reads: “Thank goodness it’s Monday.”
Lines from job evaluations
- This associate is really not so much of a ‘has-been,’ but definitely more a ‘won’t be.’
- Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.
- When she opens her mouth, it seems it is only to change whichever foot was previously there.
- He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.
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