This is why only grown-ups get married
Two kids are asked how would they decide who to marry?
- “You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like sports too, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.” Alan, age 10.
- “Nobody really decides before they grow up who they’re going to marry. It is all decided way before, and you get to find out later who you’re stuck with.” Kristen, age 10.
An honest little girl
A preacher’s five-year-old daughter notices that her father always bows his head for a moment before starting the sermon.
When she asks him about it, he says, “Well honey, I’m asking the Lord to help me preach a good sermon.”
His daughter responds, “Well, why doesn’t he help you?”
When you know your value
A grade three teacher asks a little girl, “Name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.”
She replies, “Me!”
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