College spellings
A college student finds that he has left his dungarees at home and writes to his mom, “Dear Mother, please send me my genes.”
She replies, “Dear son, if you don’t have them by now, there is nothing I can do about it.”
Choosing mom
A small boy makes the following suggestion to his father, “It would be more exciting if you’d let Mom drive.”
Lines from job evaluations
- Donated his brain to science before he was done using it.
- Fell out of the family tree.
- Gates are down, lights are flashing, but the train isn’t coming.
- Has two brains: one is lost; the other is out looking for it.
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