Brutally honest
A school teacher is attempting to teach the lesson of the Good Samaritan.
She asks the class, “If you see a person lying on the roadside, wounded and bleeding, what would you do?”
One thoughtful little girl says, “I think I would throw up.”
I don’t have kids
A man tells a blonde coworker that his son had just turned 18 months.
The blonde asks, “Is that like a year and a half?”
The man says, “You really aren’t sure if 18 months is a year and a half?”
The blonde responds, “How am I supposed to know that? I don’t have any kids.”
Smart answer
A father is asked on the best way to communicate with a teenager.
‘’Make a noise like a smart phone message before you speak,’’ he responds.
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