Inclusive
At the end of her bedtime prayers a little girl always says bless all girls.
When her mother asks her why she always includes all girls, she says, “Because everybody always finishes their prayers by saying ‘all men.’”
Hot chocolate
A woman orders a hot chocolate at a restaurant, and the blonde waitress brings her a Cadbury bar and a match.
The best answers
How can a stranger tell if two people are married?
“You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.” Derrick, age 8.
What do you think your mom and dad have in common?
“Both don’t want any more kids.” Lori, age 8.
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