Take out?
A robber storms into a fast-food restaurant and says, “Give me all your money.”
The blonde behind the counter responds, “To take out?”
Typical dad joke
The waiter comes over to a table and asks, ’’You wanna box for the leftovers?’’
My dad replies, ‘’No, but I’ll wrestle you for them’’
Wedding or the match
A man sends the following e-mail message to everyone in his address book.
‘’I know it’s late notice, but I have two tickets to the Rugby World Cup, at the stadium on Sunday 4 February. I have box seats and I paid thousands for each ticket, which includes the ride to and from the airport, lunch, dinner, a bar tab and a pass to the winners’ locker room after the game.
What I didn’t realise when I bought the tickets last year was that it’s on the same day as my wedding. If you are interested, I am looking for someone to take my place. It’s at St. Paul’s Church at 3pm. Her name is Ashley. She’s 5’4″, about 57kg, a good cook, loves to fish, hunt, and will clean your truck. She’ll be the one in the white dress.”
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