Keeping up with traffic
A state trooper stops a smart alec who had been driving well beyond the speed limit.
He rolls down his window and asks, “Do you know how fast you were going?”
The blonde replies, “I was just trying to keep up with the traffic, officer.”
The trooper responds, “There is no traffic.”
“I know,” replies the blonde. “That shows how far behind I am.”
Oil spills
A sixth-grade teacher asks her class, “What are the harmful environmental effects of an oil spill on fish?”
Little Bobby responds, “One day when my dad and I went fishing, he opened a can of sardines, and it was full of oil.”
The teacher asks, “And what is your point, Bobby?”
Bobby replies, “They were all dead Ma’am.”
Red brick
A blonde is filling out an application for college.
One question asks the applicant to state his or her church preference.
Her response: “Red brick.”
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