An upgrade
A mother of three unruly children is asked whether she would have children if she had to do it over again.
“Yes,” she says, “but not the same ones.”
Happy camper
Letter from a nine-year-old camper: “Dear Mom and Pop: Camp is great. The food is good and they don’t have to force you to eat it. Love Allen.”
Double standards
Two fellows are playing cards, when one of them says, “Now play the cards fair, Roy. I know what I dealt you.”
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