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A class is learning about Roman numerals.
The teacher asks the students, “If X is 10 and L is 50, what is XL?”
One student answers, “I’m not sure, but I have seen those numbers on my mom’s clothes.”
How would you make a marriage work?
“Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck.” Ricky, age 10.
Fearless
A coach on one of his players: “He doesn’t know the meaning of the word fear. In fact, I just saw his grades and he doesn’t know the meaning of a lot of words.”
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