Broken escalator
A blonde walks over to a security guard and says, “Your escalator is broken.”
The security guard asks, “Which escalator is it?”
The blonde leads the guard to the top step and says, “See broken.”
The security guard responds, “Those are stairs Ma’am.”
Sarcasm
A teenager coming home from a dance says to his mother, “Roger was the life of the party. That gives you an idea of how dull it was.”
What do most people do on a date?
- “Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.” Lynnette, age 8.
- “On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.” Mark, age 10.
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