Quick recovery
Two engineers are reminiscing about their college days when one of them remarks, “I wish I could have gone to the local Tech College.”
His friend responds, “You wouldn’t have liked Tech much. The only graduates they have are football players and gold-diggers.”
The other engineer snaps, “Wait a minute, my wife graduated from there.”
“Oh really?” his friend says realising his faux pas. “Tell me, what position did she play?”
A father’s choice of words
A rather awkward looking teenager knocks on the door to pick up his date for their Matric Farewell.
When the girl’s father answers the door, he turns and calls to his daughter, “Dreamboat! Your barnacle is here!”
When is it okay to kiss someone?
- “When they’re rich.” Pam, age 7.
- “The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn’t want to mess with that.” Curt, age 7.
- “The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It’s the right thing to do.” Howard, age 8.
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