Resignation
I am stepping down from my position as an adult. It turns out this isn’t for me, but I appreciate the opportunity.
Student definitions on various exams:
- Acrimony is another name for marriage.
- Hamlet was a small pig.
- A teetotaller is a boy who carries gold clubs.
- Sinister means a woman who isn’t married.
- A conservative is a kind of greenhouse where you look at the moon.
- The remedy for fainting is simple: Rub the person’s chest, or if a lady, rub her arm above the hand.
- There are four symptoms for a cold. Two I forget and the other two are too well known to mention.
- False doctrine means giving people the wrong medicine.
Don’t blame the material
When an unpopular President completed his presidency, he wanted a special postage stamp issued with his picture on it. He stressed that it should be of international quality. The stamps were duly released and the former President was pleased. But within a couple of days of release of the stamp, he began hearing complaints that the stamp was not sticking properly, and he was furious. So he ordered an investigation into the matter. The investigator checked the problem out at several post offices, and then reported to the former President. The results revealed that there was nothing wrong with the quality of the stamp. The problem was that people were spitting on the wrong side.
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