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March 4, 2026 by Samantha Greathead

Weekday Wit

Weekday Wit
March 4, 2026 by Samantha Greathead

Marriage tips

The next time your wife gets angry, drape a towel over her shoulders (like a cape) and say, ‘’Now you are SUPER ANGRY!’’

Maybe she will laugh.

Maybe you will die.

 

Butt of the joke

Never laugh at your wife’s choices, you are one of them.

 

Quote of the day

Whatever you do, give it 100%-unless you are donating blood.

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Over 15 years ago, MasterDrive released their first newsletter. The newsletter grew at a phenomenal rate and evolved into it its own publication: MasterTorque. At the start of 2017,
MasterTorque launched as the best source of road safety, motoring, news and, of course, a bit of humour for all of those interested in and connected to the motoring and transport industry. The newsletter remains an important part of the online publication still being released every week of the year to an audience of well over 15 000.

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