Simple logic
Customer to waiter: Why does a poor man give larger tips than a rich man?
Waiter: It is very simple Sir, the poor man does not want people to know that he is poor, whereas the rich man does not want anybody to know that he is rich.
What do most people do on a date?
- “Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.” Lynnette, age 8.
- “On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.” Mark, age 10.
Borrowing sugar
Teacher: What are some products of KwaZulu Natal?
Student: I do not know?
Teacher: Of course you do. Where do you get sugar from?
Student: We borrow it from our neighbour.
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