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March 25, 2026 by Samantha Greathead

Weekday Wit

Weekday Wit
March 25, 2026 by Samantha Greathead

Overconfidence

An over confident golfer teed his ball, looks toward the next green, and declares confidently, “For me, that’s one long drive and a putt.”

He swings his driver, tears up the sod, and manages to move the ball a few feet off the tee.

Stepping forward, the caddie hands him the putter and suggests, “Now that’s going to be a hell of a putt.”

 

When adulthood gets you

I am stepping down from my position as an adult. It turns out this isn’t for me, but I appreciate the opportunity.

 

Stark difference

Q: What is the difference between a teacher and a conductor?

A: A teacher Trains the Mind and a conductor Minds the Train.

 

 

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Over 15 years ago, MasterDrive released their first newsletter. The newsletter grew at a phenomenal rate and evolved into it its own publication: MasterTorque. At the start of 2017,
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