Old ladies standing
On a crowded bus, a man notices that another man has his eyes closed.
‘’What’s the matter? Are you sick?’’ he asks
He responds, ‘’No, I’m okay. It’s just that I hate to see old ladies standing.’’
Medical college observation
First year students at Medical School are receiving their first anatomy class with a real cadaver.
They all gather around the surgery table with the body covered in a white sheet.
The professor starts the class by telling them, “In medicine, it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you should not be disgusted by anything involving your line of work.”
The professor now pokes his finger into the corpse’ mouth and sticks the finger into his mouth.
‘’Go ahead and do the same thing,’’ he tells his students
The students are initially freaked out but eventually take turns sticking their fingers in the mouth of the corpse and sucking on it.
When everybody is finished, the professor looks at the class and says, “The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention.’’
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