Second best
A teenage girl has been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hangs up.
‘’Wow!’’ says her father, ‘’That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?’’
‘’Wrong number,’ ’replied the teen.
Second opinion
A doctor says to a nurse, “You are very beautiful.”
The nurse responds, “Can I get a second opinion?”
The doctor says, “You are not as beautiful as you think.”
As ordered
A: Hey there, please call me a taxi.
B: Yes sir. You are a taxi.
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