Truth
Teacher: Thabo, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
Thabo: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
Teacher: No, that’s wrong.
Thabo: Maybe its wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
Dad joke
Customer: Waiter, waiter! There is a frog in my soup!!
Waiter: Sorry sir. The fly is on vacation so the frog is very bored.
Nervous patient
“Doctor, I often feel like killing myself, what shall do?” says a nervous patient to his doctor.
The doctor responds promptly, “Leave it to me!”
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