Common sense
A man’s two dogs are named, ‘Commonsense’ and ‘Trouble.’
One day he only takes Trouble to the park and while playing frisbee the dog disappears.
After looking everywhere, a lady asks him, “What are you looking for?”
The man replies, “I’m looking for Trouble.”
The lady replies, “Pardon me…”
The man repeats, “I am looking for Trouble.”
The irate lady asks, “Where is your commonsense?”
The man replies, “At home.”
Definitions gone wrong
A class of ten-year olds are asked to define marriage
Michael: My dad says marriage is not a word, it is a sentence, a life sentence.
Siya: My mum says marriage is not just about getting a husband, but also inherited worries, forever.
Drinking problem
I asked a blonde friend to toast the bread.
A few minutes later she raises a glass of wine and says, “Here’s to the bread.”
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