Teaching can be daunting
Teacher: Pieter, go to the map and find America.
Pieter: Here it is.
Teacher: Correct, now class who discovered America?
Class: Pieter
Paralysis
“Mr Du Plessis has been married for ten years, and he spends every evening at home. Isn’t that true love?” asks a secretary
“No” answers the doctor, “It is paralysis.”
Watch where you walk!
As the pallbearers carry out the casket of a woman, they accidentally bump into a wall.
They hear a faint moan.
Upon opening the casket, they find that the woman is alive.
She lives for 10 years and then dies.
At the end of the funeral service, the pallbearers carry out the casket.
The husband cries out, “Watch out for that wall.’’
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