Student definitions on exams:
- Acrimony is another name for marriage.
- Hamlet was a small pig.
- A teetotaller is a boy who carries gold clubs.
- Sinister means a woman who isn’t married.
- A conservative is a kind of greenhouse where you look at the moon.
- False doctrine means giving people the wrong medicine.
Funny quotes about ageing
- “First, you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull up your zipper, then you forget to pull down your zipper” – Leo Rosenburg
- “The older I get the more I remember things that never happened” – Mark Twain
- “Time may be a great healer, but it is a lousy beautician” – Anonymous
Is it better to be single or married?
“It’s better for girls to be single, but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.” Anita, age 9.
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